Good times on Sunday, huh? Steelers vs the Cardinals. Personally, I think the Cardinals were doomed to lose before they even set foot on the field. Let me tell you why:
Fact: The Steelers have won more Superbowls in the past than the Cardinals.
Fact: The Steelers have a stronger defense than the Cardinals could ever hope to have.
Fact: I love pasta.
The start of the game almost led us to believe it was going to suck. Flash forward to the last 5 minutes, and whoa baby, the shit hit the fan in Florida. The Cardinals scored an incredible touchdown, making the Steelers the new losers. Then whoa baby AGAIN, the Steelers turn around, make a touchdown and win! It’s all strategery, people. Plain and simple.
Here are some Cardinals fun facts:
Fact: They are the oldest current professional sports franchise west of the Mississippi.
Fact: They’ve won 10 World Series Championships. How many did the Steelers win? ZERO
Fact: I also really like Mexican food.
I mean, what do you expect when you pit a football team against a baseball team? Of COURSE Pittsburgh was going to win. I mean, the Cardinals had so many flags thrown, it was obvious they didn’t know all the rules. Why? Because they play baseball the other 389 days a year! Geez, you people are stupid.
I can appreciate what the sports teams owners are trying to do with the mix ‘n match of the teams, but come on. They should’ve put the Steelers up against the Red Wings. At least both groups are used to wearing heavy equipment and getting into fights. The baseball guys should be put up against the USA women’s Olympic Volleyball team. No contact, no heavy equipment, and they can all share a locker room.
So you see, it’s really not a big deal that the Steelers won. It was to be expected.
Did you really watch the game? I find this hard to believe, unless you did it out of self sacrifice for another human being who you might care about significantly or at least slightly.....btw, you are a writer dear
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