Probably the same person who's about to take my foot out of their ass.
Seriously, I'm getting really sick of people having a problem with the majority. Let's face it, if you try to ban anything that centers around a minority - Jews, Muslims, Indians, fried chicken... society goes into an uproar. But hey, you want to suppress the majority? Go for it! Ban Christ from Christmas! Yea! Don't hire the qualifed white chick, hire the ex-drug dealing Mexican who doesn't even have a social security number...Double Yea! Let me be the first person from the majority to announce that it's getting old. Fast.
Let me tell you a few things: Obama is half white. Jesus Christ was a Jew. And no matter how many people you kill, Mr. Muslim, you will never get to bone 73 virgins in your so-called "after life." So for all you nutbags out there saying that the "white man is evil" and we need to shut-down "Christmas" because it makes minorities "feel bad" about themselves.... Are you kidding me? God, I sure hope not, because your jokes SUCK if you are.
Here's what I don't understand. The majority of the vote wins the election. The majority rules when you are hanging with a group of friends and you have to decide where to grab a bite to eat. So then how the hell does the *minority* get to decide that Christmas "offends," or is potentially "unconstitutional?" How is it that a black dude can produce a movie titled, "For Colored Girls," but I'm a racist asshole if I refer to the black guy working at Wells Fargo as "colored." Really?
Somehow, in this huge societal movement to be "politically correct" and "fair," we have really lost sight of basic reality. Guess what? People will judge you for being fat, for being a shitty dresser, hell, for writing a crummy blog about nonsense, regardless of whether or not there's a law in place to protect your sorry ass. Ironically, minorities will get the better jobs (thanks, "Equal Opportunity Employer") and smokers will somehow manage to outnumber nonsmokers (yet we will continue to make them smoke in the cold and in the rain, which would be "unconstitional" if we made any other group do that). That's life. Get over it. The bottom line is, I'm sick and tired of society being run by the same people who give their kids "time outs;" The same idiots who don't have the balls to smack some asses when their kids talk back or break a neighbor's window. It's lame, it's old, and it has slowly morphed us into the Salvation Army of the world ~ we'll take shit from anyone, no questions asked.
So guess what? Not only am I celebrating Christmas this year, I'm going to celebrate Russian Christmas, and then Christmas in July. And after that, I'm going to eat as much pork as my blood type can handle, I'm going to slap anyone who dares tells me "Obama will protect us" (seriously?), and if I want to tell an offensive joke, I will.
What's the best part about banging twenty eight year olds? (wait for it) There's 20 of them.
